CH: I had to change his name so he couldn't sue me. SR: You describe his penis as like a boa constrictor. I'm sure somebody will refer to your penis as a boa constrictor at some point. They were at my book party Saturday night at the Boom Boom Room on top of the Standard. SR: They used to say, you know —CH: Sheket bevakasha. It takes me a while to get my appetite going when I wake up early. Hopefully it was Mother's Day so you killed two birds.
SR: Your first book [My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands] is hilarious. SR: Thematically, we're not talking Kafka, but I'm telling you, this is funny stuff. Originally published in the September 2011 issue Breakfast at a.m. at the Mercer Kitchen at the Mercer Hotel in So Ho, New York.
SR: Here's the thing: Hundreds of people are coming into New York City from New Jersey every day, but I'm the only one coming in to meet you. SR: I'm gonna have the spinach-and-cheese omelet with Gruyère.