Just tell the pastor you were only trying to burn off the brunch calories.
Wealth is as attractive as a person’s physique, yet Atlanta’s a city where you can be unemployed for years and still somehow seduce/fool people into thinking you’re a tycoon.
Here’s what you’ve gotta know: You don’t need statistical studies to know the ratio of women to men is out of freaking control, which many Atlanta women will tell you is exactly how dudes here behave.
If you’re a single straight guy and you don’t live here, you’re an idiot. This means that unlike men, women in Atlanta workout, have great jobs, multiple degrees, high-performing investment portfolios, rental properties, on-call hairdressers, and personal chefs.
Since almost nobody in Atlanta is actually from Atlanta, we spend most of our time telling out-of-towners why they can't go about finding attractive, eligible people to mate with the same way they did back home, because dating in the ATL isn't like anywhere else, and is downright mysterious for the uninitiated.
In fact, “uninitiated” is just what your sex life will be if you don’t learn the unique ins-and-outs (no pun there at all) of dating in the A.
You should consider asking for a W-2, especially if on closer examination the “Michael Kors” on their watch is spelled like the beer.
There are no “fat” women in Atlanta, only “thick” ones. On the brunch side, you’ll eat ridiculously big, relatively inexpensive, boozy, and delicious meals with your boo every weekend, so obviously that’s ideal.On the other, you might be expected to team up and ask for double-forgiveness after what you did together Saturday night.