In this article, we’ll show you fool-proof answers which are sure to get the ball rolling when it comes to dating.
These make me want to just throw in the towel and stop shaving my legs permanently. Messages like these a) give me nothing to respond to and b) make me think you are a dumb git with nothing to say. While the three-word message is far more common, every now and then someone takes the opposite route and writes a master’s thesis. Some men type out a couple generic paragraphs describing who they are, then copy and paste it into every message they send.
Please, write at least three sentences so that we know you are literate. In this case, I may not think you stupid, but an overzealous nut with too much time on his hands. Keep it to one short paragraph — more than three words, less than the full Harry Potter series. I can spot these a mile away, and I envision you sending it to 30 women a day.
So sometimes you’re just not going to get a reply, and that’s the deal.
Maybe you’re not her type, maybe she’s met someone, maybe she took some really bad acid and is now only attracted to horses. But, while it is important to remember that not everyone will respond and there is no such thing as a guaranteed response online dating, I can offer some tips to give you an edge over the poor sap who is at this moment hitting “refresh” on his inbox again instead of doing something productive like reading this helpful blog. Even more important than your message is your profile.