In fact, they were traditionally red, blue, purple or even black, with gold and silver stitching.When it comes to bed-sharing: compact limbs FTW.12. That annoying thing really tall people do every so often where they rest their elbow on your head, look down and say, "Hey, how's the weather down there? Now he's all grown up and he doesn't give a shit what people think about .Perspective is always an invaluable quality in a partner.14.It's easy to underestimate how important it is just to look each other right in the eye. Probably while he was chilling in a bar in college, a tall, beautiful woman pointed at him and drunk whisper-yelled to her friend, "He's so cute but also short. " She's a sad, vague memory now, and you are the most beautiful lady in the world to him.7.When you need to complain about something beyond your control, he empathizes. The only reason you paid 0 for cropped boyfriend jeans this spring is because Katie Holmes went out in her shortie ex Tom Cruise's pants looking so badass the trend is still going, six years later. King-size beds take up so much room; you don't need one!You'll never have to sacrifice the top of his head for the sake of a cute Instagram.Because couples who selfie well together, stay together.
"Love and marriage, love and marriage…go together like a horse and…" well, you know the lyrics.
While we've been singing songs, writing poems, living for and dying over matters of the heart for centuries, how much do we really know about wedded bliss?