Although obviously in discomfort, the woman looked totally healthy.She told me she’d been having normal periods, which was frustrating to her because she and her man had been trying to get pregnant for some time.I reassured her that the gynecologist on duty would be able to give her something for the pain, but when the doctor came in to examine her, he took one look and said that not only was she pregnant, but she was going to have a baby right then..When I was just starting out as a nurse, I had to give a sponge bath to an incredibly hot male patient.I tried to be very professional about it and not embarrass either one of us.But when it was time to wash his back, instead of saying ‘Turn over,’ I accidentally blurted out ‘Move over.’ He gave me a huge grin and said, ‘Oh, I don’t know if there’s enough room, but trust me, I’ll try!He had barely used it on me, and as a joke went to run the thing, when it was fully turned on, against my cheek to be funny.’I got Lasik eye surgery but because of my dry-eye syndrome, and my eyes were really sensitive.
So okay I was looking on the web for some crazy shit that has happened to people after an unmentionable incident happened to me lol..Although it is unmentionable i guess i can tell you guys about it ; Long story short I was getting my ass plowed by this really hot guy from switzerland and I squirted on him ..The doctor on duty gave her muscle relaxants, and after several minutes, they were able to separate. During an ice storm, a rescue squad radioed that they were bringing in a young woman with severe menstrual cramps.I was the ER nurse assigned to take her medical history.
Soo CLEARLY girls in switzerland don’t squirt because he was so shocked and disgusted that he started cursing me out in fucking German and ran clear out of my house . so then I searched the web as I mentioned before , looking for shit that is worst than that & i stumbled upon all of these sexual malfunctions lol Enjoyyyyy:-) One night, a gurney rolled in carrying a woman in black lingerie-who happened to be straddling a naked man.
They told us that they had been doing a lot of drugs and having wild sex when the woman’s vagina cramped up and the guy couldn’t pull out.