Gift Guide Based on Relationship: 1-night: Chocolate, Short-term: Flowers, Long-term: Clothing/jewelry (the gifts match the life span). Argentine women get fake boobs through their health insurance. Latin Punctuality Guide – Work: on time, Date: 10-20 minutes late, Party: 1-2 hours late. Some Colombian girls get fake boobs for their Quinceañera (sweet 15). Never fight over a woman, but you can fight to defend a woman. If you find a hot Ecuadorian woman you better hold on to her. When in Argentina, drink a little Fernet and coke after dinner and it will help with digestion. When in Colombia, order a bottle of Aguadiente vs individual drinks. It’s cool to sit in a park and do absolutely nothing. Women on Internet dating sites in Latin America carry the same baggage as those on dating sites in the United States (surveyed). Pay by the hour hotel rooms (telos) aren’t just for drug dealers and prostitutes. If she knows where the cheap telos are outside her neighborhood, pump the brakes and think about it. In South America, discotecas are what we call Night Clubs and Night Clubs are what we call places where you pay women to have sex with you. Strip clubs in Latin America aren’t like those in the States; lap dances are like a free sample. Gringo hunters are real and they can be very persuasive.
When she starts throwing food or dancing with the doorman, it’s time to cut her off.
When you start spilling drinks or confessing your love, it’s time to cut yourself off. It might save yourself from a angry boyfriend or big friends. If you turn and admire a beautiful women walk by in Latin America you’re not a pervert, you’re a man.