Dating pointers

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Relax, don't overthink it, and remember that what you're putting up is the equivalent of first-date banter.

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See, your profile isn't meant to make a stranger fall in love with you.Once you're sitting in front of her with the less-than- 15-percent hair loss that she's handicapped your photo for, then you can really get to know each other—as two hormone-leaking, masochistic adults who want so badly to be in love again.It's a little weird at first, trusting a computer algorithm to pair you off.But three weeks (and six dates) from now, you'll realize that online dating is, for better and worse, just like regular dating—and not, sadly, like ordering a pizza online.

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You could cast a wide net and sign up for every single dating site.

Or you could follow our flowchart and find the one designed to pair you with the woman (or man, or costume-wearing sex slave) of your dreams.

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