You’ll find me teaching her that she is the only person who makes rules regarding her body (unless, alas, the GOP wins the presidency.
A few years ago, the kiddo had a little crush on a boy in school. At the tender age of ten, I had cracked the dad-daughter dating code. And thus, another step on the long march to king of all fathers was taken.Totally benign, the way crushes between fifth graders have been and always will be. You could date [REDACTED] and I could date his mom!