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My i Phone charger has brought me and my wall much closer together If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

Yo mama so stupid she went to the Apple Store to get a big mac I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. I don't understand why everybody wants the white i Phone, Everyone knows the black one runs faster.

Iphone Short Jokes Q: What do you call a bent i Phone 6 plus? Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits? Q: What do you get if you cross a Kindle with i Phone 4S? Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? What do you call an i Phone that isn't kidding around?

A: Because i Phone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them! A: i Came, i Saw, i Conquered, i Left, i Came Back, i Think Different, i Mac, i Pod, i Tunes, i Phone, i Pad, i Cloud, i RIP Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new i Phone 6s plus? Q: What do you get when you cross an i Phone 6 plus and skinny jeans? Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat? Dead Siri-ous Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every i Phone 6 plus?

Q: How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features! Q: According to a study by OKCupid, why do i Phone users still have more sex than other smartphone users?

A: Because no one has developed an app for Sex yet!

Q: Why is Apple offering a free case for all i Phone 4 buyers? It's not an us Phone, it's not a we Phone, it's not an our Phone, it's an i Phone.

A: It doesn't help with reception, but protects the i Phone when you throw it against the wall after dropping a call! (Saturday Night Live) Steve Jobs funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every year in a slightly better coffin. My i Phone screen is brighter than my future Why are i Phone chargers not called Apple Juice?

Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his i Phone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed! Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphones overheating? A: Because they don't want to give away their IP address!Apple i Phone is 2nd best selling product of all time after Rubik's Cube.That moment when 10 year olds have a better i Phone than you I'm afraid ill never meet a man I love as much as I love my i Phone.....vodka.We live in a world where losing your i Phone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity. I pressed the 'home' button but I'm still at school...

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It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the i Phone. 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Yo mama so fat she invented the i Pad when she sat on the i Phone.My daughter just used "sext" in words with friends and now I'll be spending the rest of the night going through her i Phone and i Pad!

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