As soon as dancers clock out, off comes the rhinestone thong and leather chaps, and on slips the cotton undies, oversized sweatpants and t-shirt. If you believe you'll be able to skip all that,nonsense because your girlfriend is the hottest thing since whipped cream, think again.
Not only was my experience a great conversation-starter for boyfriends, but I was a stripper, so I must be super-hot and horny all the time, right? She wants someone to complain about men to while she soaks her aching feet in a hot bath, and then it's off to dreamland until it's time to wake up and do it all again. Everyone else has to pay just to see her flash some flesh, but she's with you for real. Even after I was no longer a stripper, guys were super-stoked to be able to brag about my past life. How could a woman who spends her nights drenched in her own hotness, all naked and sexy, dancing and seductive, not come home to you wet and ready to ride you hard into the wee morning hours? She's been acting like a sex-starved goddess all night long. When she comes home to you, the last thing on her mind is sex.