I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you. I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... " I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet!