So, I met this guy at a club, he was cute, and we exchanged numbers.
He started texting me a lot and asked me out for coffee.
Hopefully you and/or your audience haven't heard them all yet. A few are rated R because of limited profanity or adult topics, and a few are of questionable taste. She asked if we go by the dairy, and I told her we go by the ballpark. " and got off."At the next stop, there was this little country boy standing there.
Feel free to change a word here and there; as I mentioned above, always tailor them to your audience. The little boy was wearing tattered overalls and had no shoes or socks on his feet.
I am not a comedian, but I am a professional ex-salesman and teacher. One of the most successful products I have had in my stock has been my sense of humor and ability to be funny when telling a humorous story. I have always preferred the story over the one-liner; not only are they funnier but they last longer. I have won over many customers with my story-telling skills, but in fact you probably don't care.But you're here, so that means you care about winning over some "customers" of your own, so on wit' da show!If you went on a date with a good person but everything that could go wrong did go wrong, why not bounce back with a dating do-over on the Steve Harvey Show?If you’re up for a fun date, email their producer Michelle at [email protected] details.
There is another woman sitting in the front row of the bus who witnessed the whole exchange. The poor little boy had problems walking because of bunions all over his feet.
She speaks up, "That was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on a public bus! ""Listen lady," states the gruff bus driver, "the lady that got on the bus before was a deaf-mute.