Hilarious quotes about online dating

” The survey responses, from 39 executives, produced the following conclusions:“Internet dating has made people more disposable.”“Internet dating may be partly responsible for a rise in the divorce rates.”“Low quality, unhappy and unsatisfying marriages are being destroyed as people drift to Internet dating sites.”“The market is hugely more efficient …

Welcome back to Ska Date Dating Software blog and today I’m happy to introduce you to my new blog series called “Funniest Online Dating Quotes”.

When surfing the Internet for dating news, I face many interesting things starting from dating statistics and ending with hilarious stories.

A dance is a vertical representation of the horizontal desire.

Our friendship suddenly turned into me being pregnant. If you asked a girl for a dance and she said yes: don’t look so happy – first you will still have to dance.

Sometimes it seems to me that the highest density of freaks is concentrated on dating sites: just imagine a girl who asks guys to rank her on a scale “from one to penguin” or a guy having tattoo of a half-naked woman that covers his entire back.

A woman to a man during a slow dance: Is there a gun in your pocket or you’re just happy that we met? If you keep persuading a woman for too long, she will think that talking is the only thing you are good at.

Elementary my dear Watson, it’s easier to button up with the right hand. Miss, where did you buy these thin and curved pantyhose? When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” reply with “that’s the point”. Dear prince on a white horse, if you won’t show up soon, I will start dating with that stupid goat with the new Mercedes. Other funny sayings, similar to dating sayings you may find in categories: If you know a great funny saying about dating, or you have a whole story that happened for you – please share it with community.

I’m ashamed for yesterday, but don’t remember for what… If a guy does the same – it means he likes her legs. If you don’t have a girlfriend, it means someone has two of them. Remember, if a girl gave you a key to her heart; don’t be so lucky, tomorrow she will change the locks. If during a date a girl starts looking down – it means she likes him.How to use – squeeze between your legs and don’t let go. “In 2011, Mark Brooks, a consultant to online-dating companies, published the results of an industry survey titled “How Has Internet Dating Changed Society?

The way you want it to be – I can’t do any longer and the way I want – you wouldn’t like.

Why the buttons on men’s clothes are on the right and women’s on the left? I married him.” A praise for you girlfriend: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully. When he offered her to be his girlfriend, she felt from a chair and was running around the room from happiness. Sometimes the best way to attract someone’s attention is to pay no attention to someone.

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