), we have to get clever when discussing our “relations.” And I, for one, am all about any sort of creative stimulation. The Male Member: The eggplant is always a solid go-to (pun intended) for a normal-sized dude, but when you need to be more descriptive, there are a slew of gems at your disposal (for the love of God, never miss an opportunity to use the fried shrimp). As a rule, always use the briefcase when talking about a job: 6. Guaranteed you’ve been that girl or been in a conversation with that girl who’s like, “Ugh, I just wish there was a penis Emoji! Since there are no “openly sexual” Emojis in the current repertoire (where are all those new ones we were promised, btw? And for the record, the only time anyone should EVER dry hump is JUST so they can use the jeans-camel Emoji combo. Why would we want tiny, cartoon dick pics splashed across our i Phone screens? But we ladies do love to chat about S-E-X and the only thing we love more than that is Emoji usage. And this anatomy lesson: Foreplay/sex: The fun is endless.
It seemed to me that it infuriated him, though he has not shown the form. - You know, I do not like drunks, especially girls.
Walked into the room, sat on the sofa and hlebnula more.