A few weeks ago, Elite Daily brought you The 23 Qualities Your Jewish Husband Must Possess. While every man is presumably looking for different qualities in his wife, we possess outstanding ones that any sane man should want. Our ability to drive 4×4's and park them horrendously is commendable, and we're more than willing to hold charity events in our homes.
We Rachel Weisz’s and Natalie Portman’s of the world know that in order to snag an Adam Brody or Jake Gyllenhall — AKA a Torah-reading, vacation-loving and reasonably tall Jewish husband — we must also deliver the goods. In fact, from the shtetl, to the ghetto, to right here in New York City, we've devoted our lives to it, having watched our mothers do exactly the same.
A Jewish wife's chicken soup is as miraculous as the parting of the Red Sea and as delicious as Mannah from heaven.
She learned it from her mom, who learned it from her Bubba, and so on, until you have a soothing concoction that not only resembles your childhood, but is warm, filling and able to cure almost any ailment, from the flu to a headache. Your wife will keep you happy and well-fed with home baked rugelach's, roast potatoes and fresh Challah.
She'll always champion your cause and she'll always be right there supporting you in whatever you need.
She excels at social networking, and you are cast in a glowing light because of her.
Her diary is your diary, her organizational skills are your organizational skills.
Sorry to start with the obvious, but it's got to be stated.
Nothing says Ayshet Chayil like her ability to lovingly prepare a Seder plate. Don't think this means Jewish women are controlling.
Your wife is just highly efficient and on top of everything, from remembering your mom's birthday to telling you when your car is due for an MOT.
Hey, every good Patriarch was married to a great Matriarch.
She truly cares about your happiness and overall success.
So, you won’t face nagging when you come home late from a business dinner (but I can’t promise you won’t be guilt-tripped; she IS a Jewish wife after all.)She's always on her best behavior at company events, to ensure you get the recognition you deserve and achieve your full potential.