Funny, informative, witty or realistic..your favorite kind of dating headlines to have some fun in the virtual dating world!Your first impression is truly your last, and that circumvents the first few lines with which you describe yourself online on your dating profile.
• You're beautiful, but what else do you have to offer? • I believe that griffins, good men and other mythical creatures exist - prove me correct, at least in one respect!• Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree - I'm desperate to nail Jello to a tree! • If you don't like coffee, there are always the movies and the baseball games!Ramifications of a rejection deters many from the dating scene. After all, how long can you brood and lament over what's gone?Focus on your strength, turn your weaknesses into your assets and look forward at brighter prospective to get out of mourning over a guy who didn't deserve you in the first place.
• Please don't email me saying that you think I'm hot... • You think Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian is hot and sexy? • Where to find my Gerard Butler from PS I Love You! • If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something.
• Not looking for short term.• You have some explaining to do!