I am grateful to this woman for bringing me into this world, and it would crush me to know she was in need anywhere.
Some avocado tree preferably on a hill that is nowhere near anything this time.
Just up on a hill on a rolling mountain, preferably with an ocean view. ”Barrymore and her good friend Cameron Diaz (whom she affectionately refers to as “Poo Poo”) have enjoyed participating in adventurous and adrenaline-fueled activities since the start of their friendship.
I was starting to get the sense that these yahoos were holding themselves back from falling all over themselves for [Cameron]. They told us how good we looked, and I rolled my eyes and uttered ‘fuck you’ under my breath.
It was obvious that they were all salivating, and who wouldn’t? I zipped up my suit, and we both emerged from our curtained makeshift dressing rooms at the same time. They had put me in a bright yellow rayon jumpsuit with a giant toucan across the entire front of it. Then my eyes looked over, and they had given Cameron a skintight, painted-on red spandex onesie that literally let you make out every inch of her body. After a deep breath and a stare-down, I think we both telepathically said, ‘these guys are tools. After what felt like an eternity, I landed smoothly, I’m happy to say. First you put me in this clown suit and now you try to grope me? [Cameron and I] got out of there as fast as possible, happy to have our lives and bodies intact.
As As a child, Barrymore lived in a modest duplex in West Hollywood, where she spent most of her time roaming in the backyard and munching on the avocados from the nearby avocado tree, which provided her with a much-needed refuge from the “X-rated” area.“To say that I ate ten avocados a day off that tree was no exaggeration. It nourished me, and other than cascading bougainvillea out front, it was my only source of nature,” she writes.