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- Julia Roberts Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay? It's being able to eat anything without getting fat. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease. O'Rourke There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. O'Rourke Dear men; Actually, our dream isn't finding the perfect guy. All we want is your basic millionaire/brain surgeon/criminal lawyer/ great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns oceanfront property.— Sincerely, Women The trouble with living in sin is the shortage of closet space. - Linda Sunshine Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers. - Missy Dizick There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. O'Rourke They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once! I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. - Scott Roeben Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini. important; } .ezoic-wrapper-column-1 * { max-width: 350px; } .ezoic-wrapper-column-2 * { max-width: 350px; } .ezoic-wrapper-content * { max-width: 750px; } Widget Wrap { display: table ! By Bonny Albo Whether you're new to dating or, as one of the quotes listed below, have been dating for most of your adult life and ready to settle down already, sometimes it's nice to know you aren't alone. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it." ~ Scott Wolf"After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners." ~ Melinda Gates"I also find it interesting that a lot of people in their 30s are not married and don't have kids. important; } .ezoic-wrapper-column-2 { max-width: 350px !

O'Rourke What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house.

You don't know if you'll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked." - Walter Rant"When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date.

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