The funniest girl I ever dated was Polish, even though her English wasn’t that great. The biggest fight I had with a girl in Poland, if you want to call it that, was when she refused to suck my dick while she was on her period. The girls are so easygoing that I don’t even know how a throw-stuff-across-the-room type of fight could occur. Correction: they probably know how to do those things with simpleton Polish guys, but if you’re moderately experienced in the game you’ll be able to read a Polish girl’s intentions from a mile away.
If she had been more fluent in English and could have expressed herself fully, the title of this book might have been . I’ve been brainwashed to believe that there has to be tension and petty fights to keep a relationship interesting, and while that may be the case for some, I was more than content with smooth sailing and consistent sex. It was almost like having the answers to a test before showing up to take it.
If a Polish girl gently rebuffs your date suggestion by saying she’s busy with school, she’s probably being truthful instead of blowing you off. I could dial it up from what it was in Iceland and Denmark.
I was surprised that my American-style humor transferred so well until I discovered that they love American movies and television. They don’t know how to lead you on, trick you, or use you.
Since her nature is not to be mean, she’ll give light rejections that don’t even feel like rejections.
Polish women made me want to be a provider—a strong man who could maintain a home and take care of her financially. Polish women prove that it’s possible for a woman to be both intelligent and feminine, and that the two terms aren’t mutually exclusive like I thought when living in Washington DC. I was warned before my arrival that I’d have to tone down my humor because Polish girls wouldn’t get it, but if anything it was the opposite.
Toward the end of my stay I was spitting only 50% game, even wining and dining a girl who still rewarded me with raw dog sex on demand. It can be debated whether a Polish girl sleeps with a lot of guys during her lifetime (I doubt it), but I’m certain it’s sequential, one at a time, instead of dipping her pen in many simultaneous inkwells. Polish girls look and act wholesome, but good lord do they love sex.
Her lack of game means she’ll be more forgiving of bad game.
A mistake that would cost you the opportunity to sleep with an American girl won’t even be noticed by a Polish girl. Girls are happier sleeping with one guy than playing the field. Once you get her in bed, no matter how quickly, you can most likely enter a relationship with her if you wish.
They won’t bust your balls just for the sake of busting your balls and they won’t insult you if you happen to utter a bad joke. It may not come early in the relationship, but don’t be surprised if down the line she does things to show that she wants to take care of you.I loved it whenever a Polish girl would insist on cleaning my house, offering to cook for me, or making genuine offers to take care of me when I was sick. The result of that nurturing trait is that it becomes obvious she’d make a great mother. Not counting a tiny minority of hipsters, Polish girls want to look their best at all times to be more attractive to the opposite sex. Education is important to Polish women, but they don’t let it ruin their feminine allure.