You couldn't fault him for making an effort to be noticed.
The series sees matched up couples strip one another to their underwear on their first meeting and then jump into bed together.
Anyone who doubts the poisonous influence of internet porn has only to watch five minutes of Naked Attraction (C4) to see the damage done.
We're often told how open-minded the young are today, that old taboos about race, homosexuality and body shape have been brushed aside.
The rules of the Naked Attraction format beggar description.
Any lingering pretence at serious-minded sexual psychology was forgotten: Anna stopped talking and inspected Isla's breasts and genitals like a Crufts judge checking over a French poodle.
For an entire generation, constant exposure to clinical sexual footage has ripped the soul out of erotic love. God knows Channel Four has broadcast some trash over the years, but this was a new low, degrading everyone involved while exposing how cynical Britain's lovelife has become.
Naked Attraction brutally proved that many Britons under 35 regard the human body — any body, male or female — as meat.
Channel 4's Naked Attraction saw contestants stripped bare, apparently to explore the science of 'raw primitive attraction' and hopefully find love - but viewers were more fixated on the nudity than any potential romances. Viewers were left shocked by the first episode of new dating show Naked Attraction, hosted by Anna Richardson on Channel 4, that sees contestants strip down to explore the science of 'raw primitive attraction'...
and hopefully find love Undressed, which has already been a hit in Italy, launched in the UK on TLC last week.
Think of it as Blind Date in the window of an Amsterdam brothel.
Six potential dates stand naked in frosted glass booths, bathed in coloured neon.