Obviously with Tom now being Taylor’s other half and the Calvin past deal, it would generate huge media coverage and headlines.
But Armani see themselves as classier than that and think that a rising sports star may suit their current needs better. Also – an Aussie newspaper ran this op-ed where the author is basically saying that Tiddles is the worst and they need to stop.
Calvin had gotten his Armani underwear gig around the same time that he started up with Taylor Swift, and the Armani gig seemingly ended around the same time that Calvin and Taylor ended, almost as if was part of the overall contract of dating Taylor Swift.
It was likely just coincidence though, just as it was coincidence that Hiddles was reportedly up for an Armani contract as soon as the Tiddlebanging started.
Back in the first flush of The Glorious Tiddlebanging of 2016, we heard an odd story.
The story came from the lower-rent British papers, and they claimed that Tom Hiddleston was being considered to replace Calvin Harris as the new face/crotch of Armani.
Well, funny story: Tom Hiddleston Tiddlebanged his way out of being cool enough to represent Armani, apparently.
A US fashion source said: “Tom was on the shortlist as they examined who could take over from Calvin.is a delightful little gem that is a little more refreshing than the zany romantic comedies out there.Armani would hate to be seen as getting PR for their brand by riding on Taylor Swift’s coat tails, so Tom will not get the job.” The source added: “While Tom is without doubt one of the sexiest actors of his generation, he may not be the right fit this time. The brand is looking at attracting 30-somethings and under, so Tom may be a little too old.” was pretty random in general, but I’ll believe that Tom was maybe on Armani’s shortlist at some point. I suspect the Tiddlebanging will be ruining a lot of opportunities for Tom. Dear Armani: might I interest you in a Le Bron James, perhaps?
The Night Manager star was being considered as a replacement for DJ Calvin Harris , who promoted the Italian label’s winter collection.
But sources say fashion bosses have gone cold on Hiddleston after his recent run of cringeworthy public displays of affection.