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Our Miami-dade County singles are in the 305/786 area code, and might live in these or other zip codes: 33190, 33170, 33189, 33187, 33177, 33197, 33157, or 33257 personals.

A great place if you happened to land here from 1998 and find yourself in desperate need of a calling card or a travel agent.

All you need to know is that MTV once set a teenage reality show here.

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You’re the sixth largest city in Florida, but account for 98% of its on-street shellfish sales and 100% of its on-freeway mayoral punch outs. Somehow The Beach Boys failed to mention the beaches are about on par with Lake Erie and there are no entertainment options after sunset. By day three you’ll just want a flight home and multiple showers. Tommy Bahama has entire wings of its factories named after you.

Enjoy that 90 minute wait at Ale House while you “ride it out.” ? If by “quirky” you mean “boardwalk full of transients.” If Orlando and Hialeah had a congested, trashy, chain-filled, teenage offspring, it would be living at home, working at a cell phone store, and driving a leased Jetta somewhere on SW 167th Ave.

Funny that a city that outlawed pickup trucks in the driveway would also have street signs that you can only see... Probably why you were named the Most Miserable City in America, an honor shared by such luminaries as Stockton and Detroit. Now you’re Moscow with better weather, uglier buildings, and less-subtle prostitutes.

That’s kinda like being the most delusional guy in Gainesville. Those condo towers are cute, but lest we forget that not long ago you were about an hour away from complete dissolution and are a Latin American market crash away from another one. You were cool before you bulldozed the Rascal House.

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” Because he knows 1) you’re probably from some other city in Dade, Broward, Palm Beach, or the Keys and don’t really feel like explaining where “Lighthouse Point” is, and 2) that it probably sucks. It probably came down to that or geriatric New Yorkers. When the entire place is underwater in 15 years, where will all the people who moved here because they loved it on vacation go to spend those six months they “live” in Miami? Still wayyyyy more Oakland than Park, no matter how many funky breweries open. You’re the tenth largest city in Florida but still somehow known as “Broward’s Kendall," which is kinda like being known as "Anywhere's Cleveland." The downside of being the only normal neighborhood in Miami is that you have cops who actually enforce traffic violations. You better pray they never build that super mega-mall or your only claim to fame will be the Las Vegas Panthers.You know what's a great way to drop ,000 in an afternoon? It is impossible to say "Boca" without sounding like a girl from Spanish River who got a 3 Series and an Am Ex for her 16th birthday. No matter how much you like to pride yourself on being some sort of enclave of happiness, Hialeah is still your neighbor. Best Arabian-themed crack-house architecture in America! There’s nothing “sweet” about water that comes up to your armpits.

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