If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK' F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight. Because weed be cute together Do you have pet insurance? I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.