No one may place their hands on my daughter, except for the goalie. The pressure exerted by my daughter is inversely proportional to her volume, if her temperature remains constant. If this is your first night, you must be my daughter.
Buyer pays for return shipping unless item is defective or an error was made on our part.Riffing on seemingly thousands of sexist, outdated "rules for dating my daughter" lists, a t-shirt for feminist-minded fathers emphasizes that, ultimately, it's "her body, her rules." Awesome, right?