Totally free sextalk lines

I have applied for professional jobs, selling jobs, clerical jobs, etc., with no luck at all. Loma drug store a few months back and the owner told me he had 90 applicants for the one job – some had degrees far greater than mine.Last week, I applied for a job that might be the solution to my dilemma. You know – where guys – girls, too, I guess, call the sex line and become titillated by the female on the other end of the phone. If I were a different kind of person I could enjoy turning men on, and then hanging up on them. ) I talked to warned me that I could not hang up on the caller – the cost is excessive – and billed to their credit card by the minute!She told me anything that might turn a man’s fantasy call into fruition. She said it was always good to tell the man what turned me on and then ask him how he would do it, and suggested I discuss the variety of positions I preferred. I asked her how I would know if I was successful, and she told me – this makes me blush in several shades of red – it would depend on how many times the man “came” while we were talking.She then asked me if I was interested in going through a trial run with one of their employees to see if I was right for the job. Well, it’s just a job and someone has to do it.” What would happen to my own psyche? Would I think it was a joke and have to stop myself from laughing, or would I be so totally into the fantasy I would need to call the sex line for relief?I have to tell you, dear reader, that I gave serious thought to it. The pay wasn’t shabby, but what if I didn’t get any calls that lasted longer than a few minutes?How hard (pun intended) could it be to talk on the phone from your own home to a perfect stranger that wants to screw you? Maybe it takes longer to talk through a climax than to actually have one. The HR lady told me there was nothing wrong with having phone sex.Perhaps the caller was afraid of women and was too shy to find a real partner. Perhaps his significant other didn’t like sex and this was a way out for him. What would be the upside – or downside – of the service?



I would be paid a small stipend, and the longer I talked to the caller the more commission I would make. I should ask him how big (small) he is and what he preferred in the bedroom? What kind of foreplay did he want before doing the act?(I guess I don’t want a “wham, bam, thank you ma’am situation.”) I asked her what sorts of things to say, and the list wasn’t short. Or…did he prefer doing the “nasty” in a room other than a bedroom. What kind of aids did he like to use or have used on him? I asked her if there was a script to follow, but she told me since each man is different I would have to “wing” it while talking to the caller.


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